The Felon

The Felon

$125.00

Engage your right to free speech by expressing your discontent about the current COUP and the destruction of our government with this one-of-a-kind, hand- made, evil, creepy voodoo devil creature.

THE FELON: is about 8” wide and 11.5” tall. No two are exactly alike. Signed edition.

FEATURES: Extra special, deluxe, and creepy details not found in similar items.

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Text on front tag:

When you’re a star you can do anything, grab them by the pussy.
I did try to fuck her I moved on her like a bitch, she was married, but I couldn’t get there.
There were very fine people on both sides.
Stand back and stand by.
They aren’t people, they’re animals, why can’t they all be from Norway?
I’ve done more for Blacks than anybody except maybe Abraham Lincoln.
All I want is this, I need to find 11,780 votes, come on fellas, give me a break.

Text on inner tag:

On May 30, 2024, Trump was found guilty on 34 FELONY counts under New York law related to the 2020 election: falsifying business records to conceal a crime, violating campaign finance and tax laws, and election interference.

Through voter suppression, Russian interference, and uber-right wing tech-bro support, he became the first convicted FELON elected to the Presidency of the USA, delaying his treason trials for stealing classified documents.

Accepting a $250 billion donation, 47 appointed immigrant Elon Musk to the newly created illegal position of Special Government Employee. Following the Project 2025 playbook, they have begun the process of dismantling our government and democracy itself.
The COUP has begun.

Rise Up and RESIST Now!

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