The Felon
$125.00
Save Our First Amendment
Activate your right to free speech! Use The FELON as your virtual weapon, channeling your outrage about the current coup, the odious destruction of our government, and the despicable, spineless reps who support these illegal efforts.
THE FELON: is about 8” wide and 11.5” tall. No two are exactly alike. Signed edition.
FEATURES: Extra special, deluxe, and creepy details not found in similar items.
THE FELON: Is a handmade to order, signed edition, piece of participatory art. No two are exactly alike.
THE SPECS: He's about 8” wide and 11.5” tall. The little cretin is filled with just what he deserves- the creepiest stuff we have around. Want yours extra creepy? Just let us know!
THE FEATURES: Extra special, deluxe, and creepy details not found in similar items!
Der Krazi Hair Meister
If He Only Had a Brain
Putin’s Straw Man
Orange-Face Shit Gibbon
Lying, Vomit, Snake Mouth
Solidarity Buffoon Bandage
Heartless Hitler Pig
Pathetic Pussy Grabbers
Rapist Crotch Worm
Napoleon Chicken Bonespurs
Grifter’s Golden Shower Shoes
Grampa Rage Poopy Proud Boy Diapers
He Thinks Mike Deserves It Noose Hanger
THE CONVICTED
On May 30, 2024, Trump was found guilty on 34 FELONY counts under New York law related to the 2020 election: falsifying business records to conceal a crime, violating campaign finance and tax laws, and election interference.
Through voter suppression, Russian interference, and uber-right wing tech-bro support, he became the first convicted FELON elected to the Presidency of the USA, delaying his treason trials for stealing classified documents.
Accepting a $250 billion donation, 47 appointed immigrant Elon Musk to the newly created illegal position of Special Government Employee. Following the Project 2025 playbook, they have begun the process of dismantling our government and democracy itself.
The COUP has begun.
Rise Up and RESIST Now!